More threatening letters from the NHS demanding I let them jab me up with two Covid vaccinations.
Or as the builder boyfriend put it: ‘Now that more people are choking to death on paella getting stuck in their windpipe than are dying of Covid, how are they going to force us to get vaccinated? And what are they going to do about the dangers of paella? Ban paella? Require paella to carry a warning? Tell people they must wear a mask when coming into contact with paella?’
I don’t mind being denounced as stupid, by the way.

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