Letters to the Editor | 16 September 2006

Third degree at Heathrow

From Andrew Hamilton
Sir: In my experience the overzealous and politically correct airport security in America (High Life, 2 September) is being replicated in this country.

At Heathrow security recently, off to see my son in Shanghai, I couldn’t resist asking the body-searcher whether or not I resembled a Muslim terrorist (I am 59, white, grey-haired and an accountant). The gentleman looked rather embarrassed. But his young Asian colleague said, ‘You shouldn’t have said that, just stay where you are, I’m calling the supervisor.’

The supervisor appeared and after an animated conversation turned to me and said, ‘You are in deep trouble, wait there.’ He then made a phone call in which he ordered, ‘Police please, this is an emergency.’

As we waited for the police to arrive, everyone at security stopped working and the queues grew longer. I was just trying to calculate how I was going to explain to my wife that our visit was off, when four heavily armed policemen arrived.

‘Come with us,’ the policeman beckoned. ‘Now, sir, you will appreciate that everyone working here is very stressed. In the circumstances, your question wasn’t very clever, was it?’

‘I realise that.’

‘Now off you go and enjoy your holiday and don’t ask any more stupid questions.’

Huge relief was followed by a severe dressing-down from my wife. With hindsight, my question was probably crass and certainly ill-judged. But equally, what has happened to freedom of speech in this country that a piece of (misplaced) badinage can provoke such a heavy response? And is it really worth wasting everybody’s time and keeping Heathrow staff from protecting us from real terrorists, just to teach me better manners?
Andrew Hamilton
Edinburgh

Healthier and tastier

From Fi Bird
Sir: Prue Leith (‘Ingredients, ingredients, ingredients’, 9 September) suggests that a whole section of the population prefers to stick with junk food.