Melissa Kite Melissa Kite

Lockdown is making a Lib Dem of me

I am going grey, growing my own veg. All I need now are sandals over my socks

About a third of the flowerbeds in my garden are now given over to the production of food. Credit: cjp 
issue 16 May 2020

If this lockdown doesn’t end soon we are all going to turn into hairy lefties.

I have just cut the builder boyfriend’s barnet, very badly. It is my second attempt, and while the first went rather well, because I approached the enterprise cautiously, this latest one has gone horribly wrong because I got a bit carried away with the clippers.

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