Melissa Kite Melissa Kite

Love thy neighbour

Melissa Kite's infuriating neighbours

issue 03 November 2007

The curtain of my upstairs neighbours’ flat has been hanging by a single hook for three weeks, and if something is not done about it soon I am going to call the police. There must be a part of Blair’s legacy, a piece of legislation on a statute book in Westminster somewhere, which includes a clampdown on this sort of thing.

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