Jeremy Clarke Jeremy Clarke

Low Life | 3 January 2009

Shark attack

issue 03 January 2009

Three missed calls. Two answer phone messages. The bank manager. He needed to see me. Would I make an appointment and come in to see him as soon as possible? His tone of voice suggested it was a matter of some urgency. Had some energetic, enterprising person fraudulently obtained my password or pin number and cleaned out my overdraft facility, I wondered?

Normally I don’t need to have anything to do with the bank manager.

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