Jeremy Clarke Jeremy Clarke

Low life | 4 August 2016

And it doesn’t involve shoving its back legs down a pair of wellies

issue 06 August 2016

After the death by boredom of the slow traffic jam, the agricultural-show field was an assault on the senses. The sun was out and my grandson and I wandered around stripped to the waist. Soon we found ourselves among the livestock pens and we paused to watch a line of nine Texel rams being judged by a tall, distinguished-looking man wearing a country check shirt, tweed jacket, mauve trousers, brogues and a bowler hat.

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