Jeremy Clarke Jeremy Clarke

Multiple choice | 13 February 2010

Jeremy Clarke reports on his Low Life

issue 13 February 2010

Choosing frames for my new varifocal lenses was like choosing a new personality. Each pair I tried on projected something slightly different. What kind of person should I pretend to be from now on? Philosophical? Whacky? Left-leaning? Post post-modernist? It was an unexpectedly exciting moment.

The young assistant stood with me at the display and offered her professional opinion.

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