Matthew Parris Matthew Parris

My middle-aged llama Knapp turned into a sex pest. Something had to be done

Matthew Parris offers Another Voice

issue 27 March 2010

An event has occurred which is not necessarily to my llama, Knapp’s, advantage. The tale, though it falls short of tragedy, is melancholy to relate. Knapp, now approaching what are, from a camelid time-perspective, his middle years (he’s about 11) has always done what he’s supposed to do well. Almost too well.

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