Writing from the Commons for the Daily Telegraph this week, though alluding to him, I went to tortuous lengths not to name the MP whom a Sunday newspaper had exposed as the subject of the latest ‘gay sex scandal’. Why should I have mentioned him in the first place? Because only the day after the Mail on Sunday had made him famous, he strolled into a committee’s proceedings as if nothing untoward had happened to him.
In my line of work, it was therefore impossible not to mention him. He did not say a word, but his presence distracted all of us. We were at the standing committee on the inter-governmental conference on the European Union’s proposed constitution. The Foreign Secretary Mr Jack Straw tried to win back our attention by mentioning, at the top of page 108 of a certain unread document, ‘article 3210’. But the only article we were thinking of was in the Mail on Sunday.
A photograph accompanied it. The MP had taken it of himself, in his bathroom mirror, naked except for pants. The paper said that the MP ‘ ‘a leading campaigner for gay rights’ ‘ had ‘sent the photo to a gay friend after meeting up through an Internet dating agency for homosexuals’. The ‘friend’ could not have been as friendly as all that, having presumably provided the Mail on Sunday with the photograph.
The paper accompanied it with quotations from emails which the MP, under a code name, had submitted for display on the agency’s website, their purpose being to seek assignations with the like-minded. The paper censored them by means of many asterisks. But many were, it said, ‘unprintable in a family newspaper’.
These ur-texts, being available from the website in question, soon circulated around the Palace of Westminster. The MP, it seemed, was keen on ***** with his partner’s ******, inter alia, and indeed inter much else besides.