Jeremy Clarke Jeremy Clarke

One day the Condor and the Eagle will fly wing-tip to wing-tip

But for now, my first small step to an indigenous mindset was to piss in the nearest ornamental tub

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issue 04 April 2015

The pub was disappointingly empty, so I took my first pint of the evening upstairs, where some sort of New Age society was holding a public talk and discussion. I gave the woman seated just inside the meeting room my £5 entry fee and found a spare seat at the back next to a big bloke with a beard.

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