He said, it’s a structural workforce imbalance
and I thought where’s the scope for a man of your talents?
He said, it’s retargeting personal goals
and I thought yet all human resources have souls.
He said, it’s a preplanned executive cull
and I thought you’ve a horrible shape to your skull.
He said, it’s a labour pool surplus reduction
and I thought I could pop out your eyeballs by suction.

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