‘Printers are evil,’ said the office supplies salesman after I texted him to complain that my new printer was not working.
A day earlier he had installed it perfectly, and it worked perfectly – all the while he was standing there. Then he left, and the devilish thing looked at me and thought: ‘I’ll have some fun with her.’
The problem could be anything.
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