Brendan O’Neill Brendan O’Neill

‘Qurangate’ and Britain’s new blasphemy rules

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Imagine living in a country so religiously uptight that even making a smudge on a copy of the Quran could turn into a police matter. A country so nervous of offending Islam that even kids could be punished for allegedly disrespecting that religion. A country so determined to ringfence certain religious beliefs from scrutiny or mockery that you might hear actual politicians denouncing as ‘provocative’ and ‘terrible’ any slight against those beliefs.

Well, if you’re in the UK then you live in that country. Forget Iran. Never mind Afghanistan. It’s right here in Blighty, a supposedly free, mostly secular nation, that all of the above recently happened. Let’s call it ‘Qurangate’. And let’s talk about just how messed up it is.

Is it against the law now to cause ‘minor damage’ to a holy book with ‘no malicious intent’?

It happened in Wakefield in West Yorkshire last week. Four pupils were suspended from Kettlethorpe High School for allegedly ‘desecrating’ a copy of the Quran (that D-word was literally used by a local Labour councillor). The headteacher issued a statement chastising the students for failing to ‘treat the Quran with the respect [it deserves]’. The school met with local Muslim leaders to reassure them that the holy book in question ‘remains fully intact’. Then the police got involved. A spokesperson for West Yorkshire Police said the force was ‘liasing’ with the school. We are ‘continuing to work closely with the school’ over this concerning incident, the cops said.

Wow. So what exactly happened at Kettlethorpe High? Did an ‘Islamophobic’ mob of kids build a pyre of Qurans? Did out-of-control pupils maliciously damage someone’s property, someone’s revered book? No. Not even close. In the words of the BBC’s report, ‘some pages were smudged with dirt’. A photo shows a faint mark on the corner of one of the pages.

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