Melissa Kite Melissa Kite

Real life | 10 March 2016

Whichever bit of a horse you worry about going wrong, another bit goes wronger. As Darcy just reminded me

issue 12 March 2016

‘Racing is 99.9 per cent disappointment,’ said the trainer philosophically, as I sat in the yard sipping coffee, waiting for the vet. She arrived in her pick-up a few minutes later and wound down her window.

‘Am I in the right place?’

‘I don’t know,’ he said, still in sardonic mode. ‘It depends what you’re looking for.

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