Never download anything strange from the internet. Never put your credit card details into a site you are unfamiliar with.
Yes, I know. But I was desperate. I couldn’t make my father’s new laptop work and having bought it for him as a gift I was miffed. So I started clicking on all sorts of dangerous-looking icons in an attempt to save face.

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