Parking tickets I can cope with. Not being invited to a close friend’s daughter’s wedding is the final straw.
I am told there are complicated reasons why I have been excluded from a glittering event everyone I know is going to. One story being leaked to placate me is that the invites have been messed up by the incompetent party planners, goddam them.

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