Melissa Kite Melissa Kite

Real life | 9 November 2017

Darcy and Gracie are both lame and it feels like a plot they have cooked up between them

issue 11 November 2017

When it comes to horses, troubles come in multitudes. Multitudes of lame legs.

Gracie, the hunter pony, kicked things off by deciding she didn’t want to be caught. A pony who is running at full pelt round a seven-acre field at the sight of you with a headcollar hidden in a feed bucket is a tricky thing.

You can walk away and be philosophical about it or you can do the full Monty Roberts. This involves standing your ground, refusing to go away, following the pony relentlessly around the field, breaking its will to defy you.

Gracie has an iron will. When she decides that I’m an inconvenience to be avoided at all costs there is nothing I can do to take charge of the situation.

‘Me boss pony, you sucker who pays bills’ — that’s her philosophy, and she’s sticking to it.

She has been living out since the summer in a beautiful field with Tara the old chestnut hunter, who gave me many years of patchy service.

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