Channel 4 has commissioned a docu-drama that will imagine what life will be like for poor and oppressed ordinary British people under the first few months of a Ukip government. As you can imagine with Channel 4, this will undoubtedly be an exercise in the very quintessence of impartiality and fair-mindedness. They plan to run it just before the 2015 general election. Bookies are already taking bets on who will play Nigel Farage – Michael Sheen is one of the favourites.
However my guess is that Bruno Ganz, so mesmerising as Adolf Hitler in 'Downfall', will get the nod. Especially if he keeps the moustache. A spokesbore for the channel said: 'This is a very exciting commission from a team known for brave and thought-provoking television.' Yep, you betcha.