This titbit from The Sun is too good not to pass on:
.One of Jack Straw’s aides currently assigned to make Gordon Brown personable has come up with a rather novel way to make GB remember to smile more. He has stickered all of Brown’s notes, his briefcase and even his car with bright yellow “smileys” to jog his memory

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