‘Have you heard about the vast Libertarian conspiracy? We’re going to take over the government — and then leave you alone!’
This is the kind of joke that makes me proud to be libertarian, as a lot of the wisest, funniest and best people are these days, from Kelsey Grammer to Clint Eastwood to Trey Parker from South Park.

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