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Spectator Competition: Outta Palo Alto

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issue 22 June 2024

In Competition 3354 you were invited to put yourselves in the shoes (or head) of a tech billionaire. Perhaps unsurprisingly, Elon Musk provided the most inspiration. Paul Freeman had him intent on world domination:

That bozo Bezos and schmuck Zuck will serve
as jesters to my court. They’ll daily taste
my food in case some traitor has the nerve
to poison it.


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