Brian Allgar A wise snake never attempts to play hopscotch. It is better to scalp a cat than to swallow a lawnmower. No living creature is ever too old to age. It’s a short road that has no length.
Chris O’Carroll The deepest ocean is shallow at the shoreline. When you don’t know where you’re going, every route is a shortcut. Even a tall man has his toenails close to the ground. You won’t find your keys in a kangaroo’s pocket. You can’t hide what you can’t find. Life is the crossword, love is the clue. There is no ‘I’ in ‘eye’. No staircase leads in only one direction. Success is a strategy, not a tactic. A steep mountain rises from a flat plain.
G.M. Davis The overcoat of conceit will not deter the lizard of oblivion. The mountain does not argue with the valley. The hungry goat does not ask for Lobster Thermidor. Live like a nettle, die like a lotus.
Basil Ransome-Davies The wise caterpillar shuns the anvil. Beware the bridge that stops halfway across. The burrowing mole sees not the horizon.
Alan Millard Badger the fox and you’ll fox the badger. Letters in post boxes cannot be read. The wake of a ferry leads nowhere fast. Still waters won’t run a bath.
Bill Greenwell Woods do not grow on trees. The dead need no passports. It’s a poor morning that never turns into afternoon.
Sid Field A knot in a plank cannot be undone. It is a poor pawnbroker who has only two balls. There are more coppers in a pound than there are in a police station.
Patrick Smith It is better to have travelled than never to have arrived.
Frank Upton Lowing sheep and barking geese/ Fill the cooking pot with grease.
John MacRitchie The bigger the churn, the more the cheese.
Alan Sinclair Dark sky at night, brighter sky at dawn.
Malcolm Burn A chiropodist will not remember you by the colour of your eyes.
Your next challenge is to incorporate the following words (they are real geological terms) into a piece of plausible and entertaining prose so that they acquire a new meaning in the context of your narrative: Corallian, Permian, Lias, Kimmeridge, Oolite, Cornbrash, Ampthill. Please email entries (wherever possible) of up to 150 words to lucy@spectator.co.uk by midday on 18 June.
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