In Competition No. 3256, you were invited to take a well-known poem and recast it as a short story.
Ben Hale’s ‘The Cockney Amorist’ sent me back to the delights of John Betjeman’s debut album Banana Blush (dismissed by the poet himself as ‘a vulgar pop song record’ but a favourite of John Peel).

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