In Competition No. 3208, you were invited to submit a recipe for marital bliss on behalf of an author of your choice.
Pausing only to give an honourable mention to Simon Hunter, I pass you over to this week’s terrific winners who each nab £25.
I am the very model of a guide to conjugality Advising every blushing bride to face up to reality.

Disagree with half of it, enjoy reading all of it
TRY A MONTH FREE
Our magazine articles are for subscribers only. Try a month of Britain’s best writing, absolutely free.
Already a subscriber? Log in
Comments
Join the debate, free for a month
Be part of the conversation with other Spectator readers by getting your first month free.
UNLOCK ACCESS Try a month freeAlready a subscriber? Log in