I flatter myself that I’m a Vegas insider, but in fact I’m just a regular sucker
I am spending the entire month of May in Las Vegas making an American television programme and I am not having a good time. Before embarking on this trip, I indulged in all sorts of fantasies about what might happen to me in Sin City.

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