Vital US election issue: which Hogwarts house would each candidate be in? The Economist reveals all here.
In other news, CNN and Fox remain unwatchable. Fancy that! How to choose between ghastly Lou Dobbs and David Gergen on the former and Bill O’Reilly on the latter?

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