Top spot by Amol Rajan:
Daily Mail, p5: “Being slim ‘makes a woman happier than any man could’”.
“Having a big bottom and thighs could shape up to a longer life, claim researchers”.
"the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function."
To wit: I must be slim and I must be curvy. Each in moderation, of course.