Unsurprisingly the lads at the Daily Mash are enjoying themselves:
GORDON Brown’s claim to be an ordinary, middle class Briton backfired last night as millions of ordinary middle class Britons stressed just how much they hate themselves.
The prime minister kicked-off Labour’s campaign by contrasting his spite-filled ordinariness with the rich and happy background of Tory leader David Cameron.
Reminding voters of the way David Cameron swaggers around with his riding crop while deciding which scullery maid to impregnate, Mr Brown said: “He’s all smiles and fancy boots, while I, on the other hand, am chronically self-conscious, scared of French food and have horrible furniture.
“I have half a dozen everyday ties and two special ties, while the trousers I’m wearing don’t really fit properly because they’re from a department store.
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