Jeremy Clarke Jeremy Clarke

The joy of my wedding day

I’m a lucky man. And today I’m a very happy one too

‘This afternoon we are getting married in the town hall in a brief civil ceremony conducted by the mayor. As I say, it’s all go’. [GAPS] 
issue 25 March 2023

It’s been all go. After breakfast Treena brought a basin of warm water, a bar of soap and a face flannel into the bedroom. Not wanting to cede control of my personal hygiene, on top of all the other recent great and small losses of personal autonomy, even down to cutting up my own food, I have until now resisted her offer to wash me.

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