Who’d want to be a Scottish nationalist, eh? The SNP’s poll ratings are tanking faster than their Ferguson Marine ferries fleet, with Humza Yousaf proving to be as adept at First Minister as he was at transport, justice and health. After 17 years in power, the party’s record on crime, spending and drug deaths is finally getting the attention it deserves. But with the Holyrood press now turning on them, at least the SNP can count on one uncritical media outlet for support.
Step forward, the National – the self-identifying newspaper in breach of the Trade Descriptions Act. In their ceaseless zest to turn attention away from Michael Matheson and his five-figure phone bill, the craven hacks there have stumbled on an ingenious wheeze. Why not run a story suggesting that all MSPs are at it? That’s exactly what the National did yesterday, running a furious piece asking about the phone bills about various MSPs.

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