A selection from Keeping My Words: An Anthology from Cradle to Grave by Magnus Magnusson (Hodder & Stoughton, £6.99, pp. 280, ISBN 0340862645)
What though his head be empty, provided his commonplace book be full?
Jonathan Swift (1667-1745), A Tale of a Tub
Lord knows what incommunicable small terrors infants go through, unknown to all.

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