Toby Young Toby Young

This summer, Sasha has given us a masterclass in Machiavellian power politics

Toby Young suffers from Status Anxiety

issue 21 August 2010

One of the advantages of being brought up in large families, supposedly, is that you learn the art of politics at an early age. The idea is that if you’re surrounded by lots of siblings you become skilled at forging alliances, isolating your enemies, and so forth. I didn’t give much credence to this theory until recently, but a change in the dynamic between three of my own children has persuaded me there may be something in it.

The top dog among my brood is seven-year-old Sasha. Not only is she better at fighting than her three younger brothers, having been raised on a diet of ultra-violent martial arts cartoons, but she gives no quarter. If five-year-old Ludo is foolish enough to wander into her bedroom, she repels him with a succession of lightning-fast blows to the head. What makes this strategy particularly effective is that it left poor Ludo with no option but to mete out similar treatment to three-year-old Fred — and Fred, in turn, is equally brutal towards two-year-old Charlie.

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