Courtesy of the Daily Mash:
SMOKERS BANNED FROM LOOKING AT CIGARETTES WHILE SMOKING
SMOKERS will have to hold a large piece of card over their face so they cannot look at the cigarette they are smoking, ministers said last night.
The ‘smoking mask’ will include a small mouth hole and a handle though later models may be fitted with elasticated straps…
The mask will also carry a warning which reads: “Lighting a Cigarette While Wearing This Mask May Cause You to Set Fire to the Mask Instead of the Cigarette and Burn Your Face Off.”
Health secretary, Alan Johnson, said: “If you can’t see nicotine, it can’t see you. And, as any scientist will tell you, if something can’t see you, it has no way of knowing you exist.”
Health secretary, Alan Johnson, said: “If you can’t see nicotine, it can’t see you. And, as any scientist will tell you, if something can’t see you, it has no way of knowing you exist.”
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