Marcus says:
“It’s going to be very mild, more like early April than January. There will be no snow. The average temperature will be 16 degrees centigrade, with a fifty per cent chance of monsoon style rain. Later the temperatures will drop to about 14 degrees, giving the earth some brief respite.
Polar bears dead today………………………….18
Inuit settlements melted…………………………462
Appearances of myself on BBC programmes…..96
Funny things said………………………………..0”
More weather with Marcus tomorrow.

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