As a wise man nearly said, A three-year old could understand this election. Quick, somebody find me a three-year old…
With excitement building as Debate Hour creeps ever closer, I conducted an in-depth Focus Group with a Three-Year Old* this afternoon:
Pollster: So who do you want to win the election?
TYO: No-one.
Pollster: But if you had to choose between the Blue Man, the Red Man or the Yellow Man whom would you pick?
TYO: None of them.
Pollster: Do you want anyone to be Prime Minister?
TYO: No.
And there you have it. Who needs ComRes or Yougov anyway?
*My niece and evidently, on the evidence collated thus far, a Minarchist.
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