As a wise man nearly said, A three-year old could understand this election. Quick, somebody find me a three-year old...
Pollster: So who do you want to win the election?
Pollster: But if you had to choose between the Blue Man, the Red Man or the Yellow Man whom would you pick?
TYO: None of them.
Pollster: Do you want anyone to be Prime Minister?
And there you have it. Who needs ComRes or Yougov anyway?
*My niece and evidently, on the evidence collated thus far, a Minarchist.