Mick Brown

Was Chris for real?

I still don’t know whether I’ve been had

issue 07 April 2012

I still don’t know whether I’ve been had

I have been wondering what to do about Chris…. Well, I call him Chris, but the truth is that I’ve only met him once and I’d hardly say our brief acquaintance qualifies as friendship. How does one get oneself into these quandaries?

Four weeks ago, I was walking along Buckingham Palace Road, towards the coach station, when I noticed Chris.

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