Christopher Howse

What your signature says about you

issue 22 October 2022

I have a photograph of Queen Elizabeth II and her parents on the wall of my bathroom, not out of any lack of respect but because the gloom there prevents it fading. It is signed Albert, with an odd droop forward of the bar of the T to join a single flourish beneath, and Elizabeth in a familiar hand. This is not the late Queen’s signature, though, for it was made in 1927, when Princess Elizabeth was hardly into talking, let alone signing.

Queen Elizabeth, whom we still think of as the Queen Mother, was a simple royal duchess then. Yet one can’t help thinking that in choosing her style of italic signature she had taken note of that of her namesake: the first Queen Elizabeth.

Another Elizabeth, Liz Truss, got some stick for the signature on the letter to Kwasi Kwarteng about his sacking. Actually, sticks have been a-thrashing wildly, even when she did nothing wrong, as with the inclusion of his name at bottom left. That was pounced upon by know-alls on Twitter, as if she thought it was her name, though it is perfectly correct to put the addressee’s name there.

Legibility has not always been counted a virtue among the mighty

But it was the knotted-wool form of the signature that provoked gasps. Her Christian name seemed to begin with an R (Robot?) or D (Dumbo?). ‘Tells you all you need to know,’ tweeted someone or other. Another commented: ‘Graphologist’s field day.’ Hey presto, up popped one in Metro. ‘Truss can be captivating, tenacious, imaginative, and eternally optimistic,’ she said. ‘But there’s vanity and fear that she will elicit criticism.’ That sounds more like astrology than graphology to me, although now I think of it, the latter has just as few claims to scientific method.

That first Queen Elizabeth betrayed few symptoms of wobble in her sign manual.

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