Melissa Kite Melissa Kite

Why I hate WhatsApp

The builder boyfriend is on it and it pings all day long with pointless rubbish

Ping, ping, poke, poke: the appy world of the smartphone is not for me [Peopleimages/iStock] 
issue 30 October 2021

‘My phone says I can’t go out until Tuesday, so I can’t come and meet you,’ said my friend. And she repeated this down the line several times, as I insisted I did not understand.

I had nipped outside the hairdresser with my hair in highlighter foils to take her call and was standing on the street, phone tucked under the silver-paper flaps, a stiff wind blowing.

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