Q. Previously a long-term and content single man, earlier in the year I began a relationship with a wonderful girl, despite warnings from friends that she had a reputation for suddenly and crushingly breaking the hearts of a string of boyfriends. I reassured myself and my friends that this was different and special. Months later, and happily committed to what I thought was a long future with her, with no signs to the contrary, inevitably I have been tossed aside via WhatsApp messages and a phone call. How can I avoid the pitying looks from those who warned me?
— Name withheld, London SW3
A. As soon as you enter a room where one of the likely offenders is present, move swiftly forward to give a lengthy hug of greeting wherein neither of you can see the other’s facial expression.

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