Dear Mary…
Q. I was entertaining a friend to drinks one evening after the pub. When he left (at approximately 1 a.m.) he called up to me from the pavement to say that as he was leaving he had heard one of my neighbours (there are six flats in the building) complaining about the noise coming from my flat. I had been playing music and I concede that — although not greatly loud — it could have been heard by others at this quiet time of day. Naturally, I turned it off. In the morning I woke up to find that I had no electricity in the flat. On further investigation, I discovered that one of my neighbours had turned off my electricity supply at the meter box in the common part of the house. I am not an unreasonable person and would have turned down the music had anyone knocked on my door to say it was disturbing them. How then should I respond to this cowardly behaviour?
R.T., Hammersmith Grove, London W6
A. You must forgive the cowardice and despicability of this act, but deliver a subtle reprimand in the following manner. In Neighbourhood-Watch-style persona go to each of the other flats in turn, informing the occupants of what happened, apologising for any disturbance and adding, ‘I am sure it was nothing to do with you, but if you happen to find out who it was, do tell them I am a completely reasonable person who would hate to think of someone in this block being frightened of me and too timid to ring up if the music is too loud.’
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