My naughty list
In the spirit of Ebenezer Scrooge, here, in no particular order, are my current irritants: • Paddy Ashdown • Lady (Shami) Chakrabarti of Kennington • First Minister Nicola Sturrrgeon • Brussels grands fromages Michel Barnier, Guy Verhofstadt and Monsieur Tipsy Jean-Claude Juncker • Three out of five Newsnight discussions • Dance judge Len Goodman (those teeth are whistling again, Len) • Donald Trump’s hand gestures • Sir Philip Green • Lady Green and that dog of hers • Nicky Morgan • Business Secretary Greg Clark, the cabinet’s fruity-voiced answer to Clifford the Listerine dragon • Benedict Cumberbatch • Caitlin Moran • The National Secular Society • Ukip braggart Raheem Kassam
