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Martin Vander Weyer

What to expect in business in 2015 (probably not the Triumph of Probity, Honour and Prudence)

You might recall a column I once wrote about a party at the Wallace Collection. It took place in late 2008, the host was the US investment bank Morgan Stanley, and I compared the assembled financiers — who saw the crisis then raging as just one more opportunity to make money out of volatility in markets that were bound to swing round again — to the circle of dancers in Poussin’s ‘Dance to the Music of Time’, which hangs in the Great Gallery there. Far-fetched perhaps, but I have a weakness for allegories. On a pre-Christmas visit to the Wallace, I found the gallery splendidly refurbished and re-hung. The ‘Dance’

New year haiku

In Competition No. 2878 you were invited to submit a poem composed of three haikus that looks forward to the year ahead. The traditional Japanese haiku contains 17 syllables in three unrhymed lines of five, seven and five syllables (though these rules are not always observed by western poets). It is neatly summed up here by Stanley J. Sharpless:   This is a haiku. Five syllables, then seven. Then five more. Got it?   The winners take £17 each. Hats off to Max Ross for injecting a sliver of optimism into the almost all-encompassing gloom of the winning line-up. Happy New Year.   Ukip wins more seats. Nation takes to

The date when Julie Burchill really was made of money, and Richard Madeley’s unfortunately timed break-up

Julie Burchill I’ve never really been on a date – I got with my first husband as a teenager, then married two further men one after the other. But in the very early days of courting my husband Dan (who is thirteen years younger than me) I was very keen to appear the worldly 35-year-old and when I told him ‘We’ll take a suite at the Imperial in Torquay for a week this summer – I always do that’, I was determined to show him how sophisticated I could be. We rocked up to this gorgeous hotel (it really was splendid in the 1990s) and made ourselves, ahem, at home.

How not to be taken for a mug by misleading health stories this New Year

The Christmas/New Year period is always fun for health balls. Because we like drinking lots of wine and eating lots of chocolate around this time of year, newspapers like to pick up on weird little studies which purport to show that those things are good for us, while leaving out inconvenient details, stuff like ‘the study was on some tissue samples in a petri dish’ or ‘the study was on a chemical which exists in wine in trace amounts but we’re pretending it’s about wine in general’ or ‘obviously chocolate isn’t good for you, for God’s sake’. So here are some hints and tips to avoid being taken for a

The best of The Spectator in 2014

2014 has been a fantastic year for the The Spectator online. Over the last 12 months, 13 million people have visited 40 million pages on this website. Our Scottish referendum coverage attracted record-breaking traffic — with so many people visiting this site, we had to double our server capacity to cope with the number of readers. From freedom of speech and ambulance crises to sex and memes, the most read pieces of the last year are a diverse bunch. The lists below of top ten magazine and blog pieces show off the wide-ranging good taste of Spectator readers. From everyone at 22 Old Queen Street, we wish you a very happy new year. Thank you for visiting Coffee House

The Spectator at war: Christmas indulgence

From ‘The Great Improvisation’, The Spectator, 2 January 1915: Though we fully recognize that praise is dangerous, we must at Christmastide indulge ourselves with a little praise of the British people, or rather of the British Army, for that part of the British nation which really deserves praise is in the Army. Once again, what we are doing, and doing exceedingly well, though in a sense it is a disgrace for any nation to have to do it, either well or ill, is improvisation. We are improvising an Army in a way that probably no other nation in the world, except the American, which, after all, is only the other

Podcast special: end of year roundup and predictions for 2015 and the general election

2014 is drawing to close, so it’s time for our annual end of year podcast — looking back on an exhilarating year both in Britain and abroad. James Forsyth reflects on the Scottish referendum and why it’s been a bad year for Westminster. Isabel Hardman discusses how Ukip have continually confounded expectations in 2014 and the challenges they face in the next few months. Matthew Parris has written off the Liberal Democrats but believes we need to watch out for the SNP next year. Douglas Murray remains concerned about Russia and the Islamic State, while I discuss what has been happening across the pond as the 2016 presidential race earnestly begins in Washington. Fraser Nelson thinks the collapse of the Swedish government is an example of the ‘ugly baby

Fraser Nelson

Why must Grant Shapps spoil a good story with a porkie?

An email arrives from Grant Shapps, chairman of the Tory Party, listing the things the Coalition has achieved in four years.  Here they are:- Our economy has grown faster than any other major advanced nation (True – since last year) There are more people in work than ever before (True – and amazing) We’ve continued to reduce the deficit – down by a half since 2010 (Porkie) A million more children are in schools ranked ‘good’ or ‘outstanding’, getting a great start in life (True) We’ve delivered 2 million apprenticeships since 2010, helping young people learn a trade (True-ish. This includes apprenticeships for over 25s, so it rather stretches the definition of ‘young’) Our

Rod Liddle

A reliable obesity survey? Fat chance

More excellent news for Team UK. Apparently we are now the second fattest people in Europe – and are rapidly catching up on the humongous, goulash-obsessed Hungarians, who currently hold the coveted number one spot. However – the news gets better. The survey was undertaken before Christmas Day: the morbidly obese Magyars tend to eat low-cal fish for their seasonal dinner, whereas we consume vast amounts of turkey, potatoes roasted in goose fat, steamed puddings, brandy butter, orange or mint flavoured Matchmakers and Terry’s Chocolate Orange (counts as one of your five a day, I think). So we may well have caught up already. On the other hand, much of

Damian Thompson

Communion for divorced Catholics: the German bishops twisting Pope Francis’s arm

Just before Christmas, virtually unnoticed by the media, the German Catholic bishops made a plea for the readmission of divorced and remarried Catholics (or Catholics married to divorcees) to Holy Communion. That it should be the Germans, led by Cardinal Reinhard Marx – Archbishop of Munich, president of the German bishops’ conference and coordinator of the Vatican’s Secretariat for the Economy – is no coincidence. In 1993, the future Cardinals Kasper and Lehmann asked the Vatican to admit couples in irregular marriages to Communion – indeed, to allow these couples to make up their own minds as to whether they should receive the sacrament. Cardinal Ratzinger kicked that proposal, and with it the liberal German

Alex Massie

Christmas Quiz 2014: The Answers

Here, earlier than is traditional, are the answers to this year’s Christmas Quiz. As always scoring is discretional but if five marks are awarded for an entirely correct answer then the maximum total possible is 100 points. It is also, of course, possible to get the answer correct even while failing to answer some of its components. Points are deducted for this. Or would be if any were actually awarded. Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed a splendid Christmas and that you will have an equally happy New Year. See you, so to speak, in 2015. 1. Who are served, so to speak, by an Ulster Unionist, Carthage’s greatest foe

The Spectator at war: Egypt and her future

From The Spectator, 26 December 1914: Egypt, as the Royal Proclamation in effect, if not in word, shows, has passed into the British Empire. She is as much a part of it as any of the Feudatory States of India. Technically we have not annexed Egypt, nor do we desire to do so, since we are able to show a consideration for Mohammedan feeling which we are very glad to show, and for which Mohammedans will be grateful. In the case of a country like India, where things are on a gigantic scale and where there is a great mixture of creeds and races, direct British rule may very often

The Spectator at war: An inquest upon German outrages

From ‘An Inquest Upon German Outrages’, The Spectator, 26 December 1914: It has already been announced in the Press that English. barristers have for some time past, under instructions from the Home Office, been investigating specific state- ments with regard to alleged atrocities. The witnesses have been subjected to a careful examination, and their evidence has been taken down and recorded. There is thus already available a large mass of material which requires to be sifted and weighed. But the issues involved do not turn merely on specific proof of particular atrocities committed, for, even if it were proved that twenty or two hundred barbarous acts had been committed by

Fraser Nelson

Why 2015 might well be mankind’s happiest new year

Journalism usually focuses on what’s going wrong, not what’s going right. As a result, newspapers can give an unduly negative view of the world. I try to remedy this in my Daily Telegraph column today by pointing out that 2014 has been the best year ever – just as 2013 was, and just as 2015 will be. It is something that is, now, true every year but the point cannot be made enough. We’re living through a period of amazing progress – in medicine, prosperity, health and even conquering violence. One of the most significant studies I’ve seen in this is in the current edition of The Lancet showing how the world

The Spectator at war: Consent and violation

From The Spectator, 26 December 1914: We notice in criticisms of Sir James Barrie’s new play Der Tag, that the author represents the German Emperor as hesitating till the last moment about consenting to the violation of Belgian territory. The assumption that the German Emperor wanted peace up to the end is not perhaps capable of disproof by written evidence (though there is a great weight of other evidence that he had long been with the war party), but the assumption that he did not approve of the invasion of Belgium as a military measure can be definitely disproved by written evidence. One of the German strategic railways was built

Fraser Nelson

The Queen is right to focus on the pain caused by the Scottish referendum

Division and reconciliation were the themes of the Queen’s Christmas Message  this year (full text below). She started mentioning the Josefina de Vasconcellos‘s 1977 statue Reconciliation, which is now in Coventry Cathedral. She then went on to other examples of conflict and reunion from the First World War to Northern Ireland. And then the unfinished business of the Scottish independence referendum… “In Scotland after the referendum many felt great disappointment while others felt great relief, and bridging these differences will take time.” She’s right. All too many unionists in London think of the Scottish debate as being over, a closed book. This is certainly the view of the Cameroon high command.  But the pain caused by the referendum debate is

“The shadow of contemporary Herods”- full text of the Pope’s Christmas Message 2014

Dear Brothers and Sisters: Happy Christmas! Jesus, the Son of God, the Savior of the world, is born for us, born in Bethlehem of a Virgin, fulfilling the ancient prophecies. The Virgin’s name is Mary, the wife of Joseph. Humble people, full of hope in the goodness of God, are those who welcome Jesus and recognize him. And so the Holy Spirit enlightened the shepherds of Bethlehem, who hastened to the grotto and adored the Child. Then the Spirit led the elderly and humble couple Simeon and Anna into the temple of Jerusalem, and they recognized in Jesus the Messiah. Simeon exclaimed: “My eyes have seen your salvation, the salvation

Fraser Nelson

WATCH: Christmas 1940 – Britain under fire

Channel 4 has The Snowman, the BBC has the Queen’s Message. And we at Coffee House have another tradition: publishing the above video released in 1941. It was made by British Ministry of Information, narrated by an American for Americans in hope of enlisting American  support in the war. There are so many wonderful lines that it seems wrong to single any out. But here’s a passage that sticks out for me, as it is something history books tend not to convey – the feeling that a German invasion of Britain, with all the attendant horrors, was inevitable and that the only question was the timing. “For the first time in history, no

The Spectator at war: The vantage point of peace

From The Spectator, 26 December 1914: WE are not going to write a Christmas article on palm boughs and olive branches and the Angel of Peace. Not only is there no peace in sight for the world at the moment, but any talk of peace before our enemies are beaten, or even half beaten, and while their ambition, their hatred, and, if you will, their folly are at full blaze, could only tend to prolong the war. What we and our allies have got to let the world know just now is that, in General Grant’s words, altered to suit the season, we pro- pose to ” fight it out

Alex Massie

Christmas Quiz 2014

Greetings from the Isle of Jura whence the sixth (!) edition of this blogs’ annual Christmas Quiz comes to you wherever you may be cloistered this festive season. As always you can enlist Google to assist you; as always doing so seems pointless and contrary to the spirit of the occasion. But it’s up to you. Answers will, as is traditional, be published at some as-yet-to-be-determined date. However you can email me (alexmassie-at-gmail-dot-com) or badger me on Twitter for hints and/or the complete set of answers and, internet connections and time permitting, I’ll do my relative best to help you. 1. Who are served, so to speak, by an Ulster Unionist,