You Want To Drive Up The Arse Of The Car In Front For About A Mile Then Cut Across Two Lanes Without Signalling And Take A Left At Bandford Traffic Lights

The Spectator

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You Want To Drive Up The Arse Of The Car In Front For About A Mile Then Cut Across Two Lanes Without Signalling And Take A Left At Bandford Traffic Lights
‘You want to drive up the arse of the car in front for about a mile then cut across two lanes without signalling and take a left at Bandford traffic lights.’