You Want To Drive Up The Arse Of The Car In Front For About A Mile Then Cut Across Two Lanes Without Signalling And Take A Left At Bandford Traffic Lights

The surprise appearance and subsequent safe capture this week of a seemingly tame family of Eurasian lynx in the Scottish Highlands, more than a millennium after the species was extirpated from Britain, has been by far the most bizarre British news story of the year so far. For a brief moment, one of Britain’s most