DNA

‘That’s our data.’
‘Er — a couple of questions about your terms of employment…’
‘…because there are no bloody trains!’
‘I refer you to the clause which states that the sender of the card - myself - accepts no liability should the recipient - yourself - fail to have a happy Christmas.’
‘It’s just what I wanted! How did you know?’
‘I don’t want to spoil your Christmas, Pemberton — so I’ll leave what I’ve got to say until the New Year.’
‘Remember - a puppy is for the internet, not just for Christmas.’
‘I want a drone, a phone and some drugs.’
‘I want a clean-break Brexit — no Brussels.’