Island | 18 December 2019
‘It’s just what I wanted! How did you know?’

‘It’s just what I wanted! How did you know?’
‘I don’t want to spoil your Christmas, Pemberton — so I’ll leave what I’ve got to say until the New Year.’
‘Remember - a puppy is for the internet, not just for Christmas.’
‘I want a drone, a phone and some drugs.’
‘The sixpence is subject to a windfall tax.’
‘Let’s get the festivities started — by going round the table revealing which way we voted.’
‘I think we might ease up on Barry’s steroids, Mrs Stephens.’
‘The image of the child in the manger in the stable has gone viral.’
‘Voting for it? I’ve been campaigning for it.’
‘Alexa, do you remember the good old days?’