Madvent

‘So you’ll be pleased to know that we’re leaving Corbyn this house…’
‘Has anyone tried looking for the Lost City of Venice?’
‘My Christmas wish list is available to download, and can also be accessed via my website.’
‘Good news. The politicians are subsiding.’
‘Oh hi darling! I’m, er, in Pizza Express.’
‘Of course, it’s a lot better since Amazon…’
‘University campuses are not what they were.’