Full of cold
‘At least I won’t need to hold my nose to vote – I’ll be full of cold.’

‘At least I won’t need to hold my nose to vote – I’ll be full of cold.’
‘I’m in a very fragile place right now.’
‘Will I still be able to drive like a dickhead in one of these?’
‘There’s been an extension.’
‘We binge-read the Bayeux Tapestry over the weekend.’
‘I can’t grant you your wish but I can grant you an extension.’
‘Scotty still hasn’t given up on independence.’
‘Prince William is worried we’re in a fragile place.’
‘Enough portraits — respect my privacy!’
‘The magic’s gone out of our marriage.’
Competitive schoolgate mums
‘I could do without this Extinction Rebellion protest.’
‘At least Prince Andrew wasn’t in any of the photos.’
‘I get all my ideas in the bath.’
‘I’m not sure about this new weather forecaster.’
‘I won’t take no for an answer.’