Swear box

‘I caught him having measles behind the bikesheds.’
‘These people need to moderate their language.’
‘It’s my emotional support human.’
‘He’s taken his first carbon footprint…’
‘They can’t start allowing their broadcasters to express openly anti-racist views!’
‘Rees-Mogg won’t take this lying down.’
‘That should cover up your red face Mr Trudeau.’
‘They’re forecasting a month’s worth of Brexit in one day.’
‘We put Mr Corbyn in a room without a view.’
‘Gimme one for the rodeo.’