Private jet
‘Cinderella, you SHALL go to the ball!’
More cartoons
Thursday
Oz
‘Who needs a brain when I could have a YouTube channel with three million subscribers?’
Full of cold
‘At least I won’t need to hold my nose to vote – I’ll be full of cold.’
Bull | 31 October 2019
‘I’m in a very fragile place right now.’
Dickhead
‘Will I still be able to drive like a dickhead in one of these?’
Extension
‘There’s been an extension.’
Leave | 31 October 2019
Thursday
Binge
‘We binge-read the Bayeux Tapestry over the weekend.’
Genie | 24 October 2019
‘I can’t grant you your wish but I can grant you an extension.’
Independence
‘Scotty still hasn’t given up on independence.’
Prince William
‘Prince William is worried we’re in a fragile place.’
Privacy
‘Enough portraits — respect my privacy!’
Magic
‘The magic’s gone out of our marriage.’
Thursday
School | 17 October 2019
Competitive schoolgate mums
Hippies
‘I could do without this Extinction Rebellion protest.’
Gauguin exhibition
‘At least Prince Andrew wasn’t in any of the photos.’
Bird bath
‘I get all my ideas in the bath.’
